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Welcome post

[sticky post] September 13th, 2015 (04:49 pm)

mood: relaxed
song: Jevetta Steele - Calling you

How nice, you've discovered my ship's chest! I've stored some adult slash_fiction, some smutty fanart, some fun stuff and left a few mostly f-locked log entries here, among other things. Have a good rummage if you want to. :) And btw: I take credit for my original plots and art, but make no claims on the original characters that my fanworks depict and make no money from them either.

If you find that we have interests and fandoms in common, feel free to comment and/or add me as your friend. You can also take a look at my post of friending memes and ask me questions there. I might have added you as my friend without commenting on your journal. That is a compliment, please forgive me ;)

Notes on me and this journal Collapse )

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Fanfic Rec Meme

Fanfic rec meme! Short and sweet!

1. Favorite type of fic
Snarky humor, first times and dark destructo nookie can give me that nice stomach punch. Oh, and mostly slash, but I'm no fanatic. (Keep an eye on the stories below's own headers for more tags and warnings.)

2. Favorite ficlet
Frozen - To keep the cold at bay, even the fiercest warriors can find heat in a shared sleeping bag. Escapism in a double sense. Humorous Fullmetal Alchemist-fanfic by Pandora Culpa.

3. Favorite epic fic
The Maelstrom’s Cup - A fascinating coming of age story from the indie side of Professional Wrestling, by trancemacabre (unfinished).

4. Favorite series
The Icarus Verse - Not just angsty, but dark too: Star Trek Mirrorverse (Brightness Burns)-fanfiction by green-postit.

5. Favorite crossover
Breaking Point - Surfing and a little introspection. And beer. Point Break meets The Fast and the Furious in this podfic by Chemm80, after a fic by norah.

6. Favorite smut fic
The Air Moves in to Fill the Spaces Where My Body’s Been - Tense times between close relatives in this Supernatural-podfic by applegeuse, after fics by Britomart Bea Bee B.

7. Favorite angsty fic
The Allegory of the Cave - More brotherly angst: Sam and Dean goes through the magic mirror for each other in this Supernatural-podfic by ursa1ita, after a novel by Jay Trayfanstone.

8. Favorite cosy curtain fic
Plus ça change - Happiness grows like the pointy greens behind their mobile homes, in this Trailer Park Boys-fanfic by Kass.

9. Favorite gen fic
Trekkspilltraumer (Accordion Traumas) - the Nytt på nytt-crew is having a late night party. Finely tuned and family friendly fic by froggy, in Norwegian.

10. Favorite rpf fic
Better Than One and It’s Called the World - Gary Oldman/Tim Roth real person slash astonishingly beautifully handled, by Cimorene.

11. Favorite original slashfic
I could list a whole bunch here. But one great one is: Masks - Superheroes in super trouble: lightly, funnily and endearingly told by Parhelion.

12. Worthy rec lists and rec collections
A lot of great original slash recs can be found here: The Slash Pile.
And the place I first discovered fanfic deserves mention: Whispered Words, a Slash recommendation database.
Shousetsu Bang*Bang is also a great source of happy endings.

13. Self-recs welcome
Have an English humorous shortie: The Lampshadables – for the movie The Expendables; 500 words, and an angsty Norwegian one: T & C – Skandinavisk pornografi – for the novel “The Cocka Hola Company”. Ca. 9500 words; can be read as an original story. (Or try my original Don't Ask/Ikke spør for (much) more smut.)

14. Favorite overall fic
Ouch! Do I have to choose? D: There's so many, many insanely clever ones out there. I can only give you my list of favorites: Koe’s House of Recommended Slash Fiction, and even that is far from extensive.

I have taken liberties with the categories listed in this meme. Feel free to do the same. :)

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Gratulerer med dagen!

May 17th, 2015 (10:01 am)

mood: good
song: Gammel jegermarsj

God grunnlovsdag, godtfolk!
Happy Norwegian Constitution Day, good people!

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May - the Merry Month of Masturbation

May 3rd, 2015 (10:58 pm)

mood: dirty
song: En Vill En - DumDum Boys

Heh. You know how to, don't you? Whether you're a novice at touching your sensitive parts, or a seasoned solo virtuoso, May is the month to celebrate self-loving.

Here's two worthy communities to join for inspiration:
smutday - celebrates Masturbation Month with the hottest and artsiest picture posts to be found on LJ. Never tacky, always sexy. These posts don't beat around the bush... well, um, in May they do, but you know what I mean.

mmom - The Merry Month of Masturbation writing challenge urges you to write, or read, or both, fanfic every day in May. The subject being? You guessed it.

To finish off, have an old favorite masturbation fanfic from me:
Friday Night Ritual - a Star Trek-shortie by umbrellas_can. Tentacles in the boy's room. In spaaace!
and a new one:
Paradise by the Dashboard Light by aflaminghalo. The Batmobile is one hot ride this particular night.

Have at it! ;)

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good crying

April 18th, 2015 (12:18 am)

mood: melancholy

Some poems just make you want to cry in the best way. This is one of them: Ne me quitte pas by Jacques Brel. Nina Simone has also done a stunning version:

The lyrics in French, English and NorwegianCollapse )

The lyrics are heart wrenching, but what is also striking is that even though the narrator is a complete and pathetic bastard you still feel for him! The only other song I can think of nailing this effect is "Every breath you take" by The Police, only Ne me quitte pas is even more pitiful. It makes the song haunting, deeply moving and unforgettable. (I once got a review of my Norwegian fanfic/~original: "T & C" which said "Even when I really hate your protagonists, they move me". It is probably the greatest compliment I have ever got as a writer.)

Kine Hellebust sing a Norwegian version (on Spotify). It's an unmistakable 80's recording, but the lyrics are just as strong.

Thanks to verdande_mi for the idea of writing about poems that moves you.

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April 15th, 2015 (07:01 am)

mood: blah
song: For The Longest Time - Billy Joel

Remember my stolen AO3-fanworks? They're taken down now from that site now: I find no trace of them when I search. I hope that goes for all the other people getting looted too. But I never heard anything back from them or The only people answering my requests was AO3 and, which were both fast and reasonable.

A strange, strange experience, but phew!

ETA: "700 hits total for" - search results on Dreamwidth content search:
"About 3,260 results" - search results for "" on LiveJournal
- says something about the number of targeted fanwork makers. Also:

Lastly, thanks moreteadk: "Webzilla is Ebooks Tree's hosting company. Under the DMCA, it's legally obligated to remove any infringing material from its users' sites after being properly notified of the existence of such material. To properly notify Webzilla by DMCA complaint letter, one need only use the following template." -

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beware: illegal publishing and selling of AO3-works

April 13th, 2015 (09:57 pm)

mood: annoyed
song: These Boots Are Made For Walking - Nancy Sinatra


This f-ing site: has harvested and is now illegally publishing/redistributing four of my works as theirs, without my consent ( and demand money for downloading them!

It seems lots of other AO3 fanworks are ripped off too:
"Heads-up for fic writers" -
"There's a shady pay-for-e-books website that's stolen some of my stories" -
"They’re at it again" -
"Unauthorised Publication of Work for Profit" -
"Fics and arts stolen" -
"This is so not okay!!!" -

AO3 is already on it:
"I'm a staffer at AO3 and we are getting a lot of reports about this. I'm assuming the big guns will be brought to bear... Whatever you do, don't report it to AO3 because we already know that they've been waltzing in and stealing stuff, and extra reports just slow us down. But it's not acceptable and I hope they are dealt with very firmly! (*goes off to check own fics*)" - moth2fic on

I have sent a complaint to make them take my works down immediately, via this page: and a complaint to their domain holder: (ETA III: And to

But, good fans and authors: if you find your works there too (try a search for your AO3 username), be careful with the contact info you provide them. This is a dogdy, dodgy site. The domain it's at is just a referring service:
 Sponsoring Registrar IANA ID: 228
 Whois Server:
 Referral URL:"
and it can, worst case, be some kind of phishing attempt/provocation.

ETA: More from AO3 here: "We’ve been getting pings and @’s all morning about who seem to be scraping/taking stories off of AO3 and hosting them as PDFs and mobi downloads on their site; the site seems to be pulling from UrBookLibrary as well. They’re not reading your “do not copy/duplicate” notes on your AO3 fic; their bots are pulling things directly from AO3, without AO3′s authorization or assent. It looks like they are pulling from Wattpad too, again without authorization or assent."

ETA II: "e-book tree is affiliated with TzarMedia which sells email/usernames/passwords and posts them on the internet. Do not use your credit card on the site and have a burner email (yahoo or hotmail) if you need to use an email--don't use a password you usually use either. They also will charge you to cancel your account--total scum. Be careful." -

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April 9th, 2015 (09:26 pm)

mood: bouncy
song: Heard It Through the Grape Wine - Creedence Clearwater Revival


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Fic: Office Policies

April 8th, 2015 (09:23 pm)

mood: amused
song: Looking Back - Johnny "Guitar" Watson

Title: Office Policies
Pairing: Hints of Harvey/Mike
Rating: All ages.
Warnings: No warnings.
Tags: Unresolved Sexual Tension, Humor, Innuendo, Workplace, Office.
Word count: 580
Summary: "This is again going into shaky territory for Mike, but he enjoys messing with their minds. Besides, to be fair, he started it."

On / on AO3

x-posted to usa_suits and suits_slash

Better late than never. ;)

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Recommended live LJ-communities! - the NSFW version

April 8th, 2015 (12:58 am)

mood: dirty
song: Everybody Knows - Leonard Cohen

Here's a bouquet of LJ-communities with active members that post regularly and discuss NSFW themes and material heatedly (!). Why is this list the lengthiest I wonder ..? I'll also leave you with just the community description this time: this is enough TMI already.

bb_shousetsu - "Shousetsu Bang*Bang is a webzine for original gay fiction/boy's love oneshot stories, (...) self-contained in 30 pages and heartwarmingly predictable. Our policy is to welcome all comers, from the most flippant bit of cliché to the greatest of literary works... as long as they have fellas in love in them."

boy_touching - "a community to bring together those who like to see men touch each other. In that kind of way."

crack_impala - "Our mission is simple: to read as much as we can, and deliver the good stuff to your friendslist! All our Impalaettes read and rec in multiple categories; the editors collate the recs for each day and post them up."

disney_kink - "Have you ever watched a Disney movie and found yourself shipping the oddest of characters? Have you ever had a desire to see more than a chaste kiss from the romantic leads? Have you ever scoured the internet in search of Disney prince slash? Don't be ashamed; you aren't the only one who wants it. There's a place for all of us crazies now!"

ebil_trio - "You will find many raw doujinshi scans here and also some scanlations."

fandomsecrets - "A community for anonymous fandom-related secrets." - the commenting part has moved to DW, but the secrets posts are mirrored to LJ.

fanficrants - "a RANT community."

het_reccers - "A community for recommending het fanfic from just about any fandom under the sun."

historic_slash - "A community to share the love of historical slash."

moviefanfiction - "The community for posting any fanfiction, G to NC-17 ratings allowed, based on movies."

mmom - "The Merry Month of Masturbation Challenge. The challenge is to post a masturbation fic for every day in May."

rareslash - "Rareslash is a community dedicated to rare slash pairings and rare slash fandoms."

recs - "Multi-Fandom Fanfic Recommendations"

retro_dome - "retro-erotica"

the_slash_pile - "Original slash recommendations."

smallfandombang - "the big bang for small fandoms"

smallfandomfest - "a multi-fandom Fest community where even the smallest fandom is welcome. Actually, the smaller, the better. *g* Fests run twice a year, May-July and November-January."

smutday - "We're here for the Smut. Fanfic, recs, manips, original art, photos, videos, icons - just the Smut."

usanetworknews - "A fan of one or a number of the shows that air on USA Network? Follow us, and you'll be sure to find something you are looking for."

weepingcock - "If you've come to read sex scenes for Teh Funneh instead of Teh Hawt Sexx0rz, then this community is for you. Here you can share all those ridiculously silly descriptions of copulation that you previously had to giggle over in private."

Please share your active and favorite communities too. Let's show our appreciation of the mods and steadfast members who continue to share their knowledge and joy with us!

See also:
Recommended live LJ-communities! (nice SFW ones)
Recommended live LJ-communities! - the fandom take
Recommended live LJ-communities! - for the podfic aficionado

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Recommended live LJ-communities! - for the podfic aficionado

April 8th, 2015 (12:44 am)

mood: contemplative
song: What's He Building In There - Tom Waits

Here's a bouquet of LJ-communities with active members that post regularly and discuss podfic heatedly:

amplificathon -"a place to post everything and anything podfic-related. anyone is welcome to post podfic in any fandom to the community."
I love this community: it's free candy for your ears! The challenge part has moved to DW, but there's still lots of goodies to be found here on LJ. Or put the DW feed on your f-list: dwamplificathon.

pod_together - "A challenge where writers and podficcers join together to create awesome projects - the writer writing something specifically to be podficced, and the podficcer recording it."
Sometimes one plus one makes more than two. This is a challenge that keeps on giving.

podfic_tips - "Information and Advice for Podficcers and Podficcers-to-be"
Everyone can learn to make good podfic, because good podfic is as diverse as it's makers. Plus, it's fun!

Please share your active and favorite communities too. Let's show our appreciation of the mods and steadfast members who continue to share their knowledge and joy with us!

See also
Recommended live LJ-communities! (nice SFW ones)
Recommended live LJ-communities! - the fandom take
Recommended live LJ-communities! - the NSFW version

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Recommended live LJ-communities! - the fandom take

April 8th, 2015 (12:39 am)

mood: geeky
song: En världsomsegling under havet - Bo Kaspers Orkester

Here's a bouquet of LJ-communities with active members that post regularly and discuss fandom heatedly:

cap_it - "A Screencap Sharing Community"
Bask in screencaps from your favorite movies and series! Incredibly useful for icon-making and such too.

epic_recs - "specializes in reccing long, well written fics. Recs are generally posted at least once a day, seven days a week."
For your lengthy reading needs. Essential for e-book bearing vacations and beach dwelling.

fanficfinder - "A place to search for specific fics in all fandoms."
Fabulous fans know how you feel and will gladly help you out, but this community is just as nice for lurking. People remember fic for reasons.

fanthropology - "a community dedicated to discussing and analyzing fandom culture, news, and events"
Regular updates on how the fanfic phenomenon fares in the public eye. Curated for the scientifically inclined.

find_me_a_beta - "a Community for writers, and more importantly, anyone who wishes to Beta work for writers."
Invaluable for ESLs, but every fanfic author can benefit from good beta work. Besides, it's a list of helpful and nice people and possible friends.

scandafandom - "Snakker du norsk, svensk eller dansk? Deltar du i fandom? Da er dette stedet for deg! Her får du anledning til å treffe andre skandinaver, og til å snakke om fandom-relaterte ting på ditt eget språk."
Fandom speakeasy for Scandinavians and the Scandinavian tongued.

ship_manifesto - "The place for manifestos on why you ship/slash the pairing(s) that you do. Share the love!"
Declare your OTP to the world and make us see the light too.

smallfandom_nb - "the place for announcing any and all fanworks created in small fandoms (fanfic, graphics, vids, etc), new communities, challenges, etc."
Most fandoms are small, it's just that the mega fandoms take up more space. But there is room for the small ones too: like the Small Fandom Notice Board.

I've left out communities concerned with specific fandoms on purpose. I'm sure you're able to find them yourself (the LJ search feature works well for this. :)

Please share your active and favorite communities too. Let's show our appreciation of the mods and steadfast members who continue to share their knowledge and joy with us!

See also
Recommended live LJ-communities! (nice SFW ones)
Recommended live LJ-communities! - for the podfic aficionado
Recommended live LJ-communities! - the NSFW version

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Recommended live LJ-communities! <3

April 8th, 2015 (12:28 am)

mood: happy
song: Here Comes The Sun - Nina Simone

Here's a bouquet of LJ-communities with active members that post regularly and discuss heatedly:

abandonedplaces - "A photography community dedicated entirely for those of us fascinated with everything abandoned"
Amazing photos of chilling, beautiful and provoking places from all around the world.

fandom_grammar - "A grammar community focused on fandom. Have your grammar questions answered by fandom grammarians."
Easy, free and fun lessons about the English language.

little_details - "a community that helps writers with their research and fact-checking."
Useful and often incredibly interesting factoids and personal experiences.

politicartoons - "This community is to post political cartoons, discuss them, etc. Any type of political humor is acceptable, including other (non-cartoon) images and (text only) jokes."
Thought provoking comics, often with opposing views from post to post. Mostly American politics, but there's no rule.

sundaysnuggles - "A weekly writing community for romance ficlets."
Romantic ficlets for the emotional sweet-tooth. Not as active as I wish it to be, but I'm a little in love with it so I'm adding it here anyway. :)

vintagephoto - "A community to share images from the past."
Photos from the past: often surprising and endearing, always interesting.

whatwasthatbook - "Identifying forgotten book titles and authors based on details of plot, characters, cover art, etc."
How nice isn't it to get help with that nagging story that you just can't pin down yourself.

wrongworddammit - "This community is specifically for ranting about word misuse."
(Un)Clever fun!

wtf_nature - "A community for those who love weird and interesting creatures!"
Nature is amazing and often hilarious.

I have more favorites than the above - of course! - but the listed are communities I imagine have general appeal.

Please share your active and favorite communities too. Let's show our appreciation of the mods and steadfast members who continue to share their knowledge and joy with us!

See also
Recommended live LJ-communities! - the fandom take
Recommended live LJ-communities! - for the podfic aficionado
Recommended live LJ-communities! - the NSFW version

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April 2nd, 2015 (08:49 pm)

mood: curious
song: Jakthundene-tema - Jane Kelly

What do you think? ->  news: Invite your friends back to LiveJournal!

My five cents: "Yes, there have been lots of stupid stuff happening in the past and yes, there are several strong competitors to LJ fandom wise, but I for one would enjoy more life on my f-list and favorite communities here. So I'm nudging my old friends and sending the remember-code to a few I don't think will be offended by it.

It's for our own benefit too. And I'm glad the staff is trying to get a grip. (The alternative is too depressing.) And if you have better ideas to bring people in, tell it, please."

remember promo:

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curiousity made the cat wise

March 28th, 2015 (12:47 pm)

mood: awake
song: Summertime, any version

I lifted this from taigerchily, who in turn found it on spacefem's journal: thanks! And you all: please feel free to use and misuse the "I'm curious about you" poll!

to the pollCollapse )

You can repost this with the poll code below, but you might need to start a poll with the poll creator first and then add the pasta in the HMTL-editor. It's fiddl'y. Feel free to edit it to make it more personal!

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Syndication on LJ <3

March 23rd, 2015 (07:27 pm)

mood: sleepy
song: Stavangerensemblet - Radio

Hi new friends and old! I'm posting this to recommend the syndication feature here on LJ. I've been using it for a long time now and find it more and more useful. Especially for fandom purposes!

If you haven't tried it yet: syndication is a way to fetch content from any site that offers an rss- or atom-feed and feed it directly into your friends-page or friends-feed. To make your own feeds you got to have a paid account, but anyone can add feeds already syndicated to LJ.

There's two places to make your own feeds at the moment, here:
(Click the "Add rss-feed" link up to the right, just below the menu - and follow the instructions.)

and here:
(A list of the most popular feeds with an option to add your own at the bottom of the page.)

This are my feeds. Most are webcomics (some NSFW, so you're warned), but there's also podcasts, humor blogs, AO3 subscriptions and more. I love that I automatically get news on stuff that's so irregularily updated that I would forget to look for it otherwise.

allroses_feed, avialae_feed, bonedcomic_feed, crimsonspe_feed, crossedava_feed, curiousplaces_f, dean_seth_ao3, dotu_comic_feed, drabblecas_feed, engrish_com, escapepodsf, fanhackers_feed, feed_satwcomic, ghostgrandfathe, girlgenius_feed, grayscalecomicf, hotbloodcomic_f, koe_no, marriedtoseafee, menmonsters_exp, oglaf, personalangel_f, podcastle_rss, pseudopodfeed, purpureanoxa_f, rwnd_se_feed, savagelove, starfighterblog, teahouse_comic, thestraightdope, tiedinred_feed, tjuvlyssnat, ttkove_feed, vassalord_feed, vse_ok_feed, wtfbadromance_f, youngprotectors

Bonus tip: Tumblr delivers rss-feeds as a standard feature = You can have your cake and eat it too if you syndicate your favorite tumblrs to LJ. ;)

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Springtime celebrations!

March 22nd, 2015 (01:45 pm)
Tags: ,

mood: calm
song: Mozart - Sehnsucht nach dem Frühling

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Running With Foreign Objects - wrestling fanfic

March 17th, 2015 (06:42 pm)

mood: dirty
song: Nazareth - All Nite Radio

Yep, that wrestling fic I mentioned: finished at record speed! Unbetaed, sadly enough, but I honestly don't know who I could ask to beta for wrestling fic. (But do tell me if you know of someone, please!) So here it is, warts and all. I suppose it's loaded with typos, grammar blunders and wrestling-no-goes, but at least it was fun to write. And it is very smutty. Has to count for something, right?

If you should want a little background, here's my main source, besides countless tumblr visits and video searches : Talk is Jericho: podcast interview with Seth Rollins (with a bonus slashy moment thanks to Rory Fox): 11/26/2014 and with Dean Ambrose part 1: 12/10/2014 & part 2: 12/12/2014. I've also compiled a small album of extra yummy and slashy pictures here on LJ for you (and myself) to ogle. Enjoy!

Onwards to the fic, then!

Title: Running With Foreign Objects
Genre: Slash fanfiction
Length: Ca 4300 words.
Fandom: Professional wrestling.
Rating: Teen and up (explicit).
Pairing: Dean Ambrose/Seth Rollins.
Tags: Wrestling, humor, sex toys, first time, rimming.
Summary: “If he hadn’t had as much practice in keeping a straight, if deranged, face, he’d have buckled over with laughter, but as it was, he kept his find below the rails and straightened up again, crazed snarl in place.
“Now, Rollins, you’re really going to get it! You’ll get it so hard that you’ll see stars before I’m finished with you!”"
Links: On / On AO3.

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Hurra meg rundt!

May 17th, 2014 (08:00 am)

mood: giggly
song: KLM - Se torsken

Du gamla, du frJa, vi elsker dette landet!

God grunnlovsdag alle sammen! Hipp, hipp, hurra, hurra, hurra!

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Stiff upper bodyparts

May 12th, 2014 (12:35 am)
Tags: ,

mood: bored
song: Sibel Tüzün - Superstar

I saw Man of Steel today. Big, stupid downsides:
[Spoiler (click to open)]1. Krypton's head designer has been brainwashed by Necromongers.

2. Every important alien doodad is genitalia shaped.
3. It thinks it's a Greek tragedy instead of a popcorn-flick, with devastating results.
4. The soundtrack, who believes it's a Greek tragedy all on its own - with explosions - makes me tune out from pure self preservation.
5. NOTHING makes sense! Neither inside nor outside the movie's universe, so there's nothing to care about either.

6. It's 143 minutes looong. ;_;

The upsides:
[Spoiler (click to open)]1. Supah-dude has supah-stiff nipples.

2. Every important alien doodad is genitalia shaped.

3. Quote, Lois: "It's supposed to go in all the way!"

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anon fanfic feedback meme on dreamwidth

May 1st, 2014 (10:21 pm)

mood: lazy
song: Raymond Vincent - Daydream

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The Other Side: Complete (Supernatural Fan Film)

April 23rd, 2014 (07:09 pm)

If you haven't seen this already, you need to do so ASAP!

"Our fan film for the TV show Supernatural, The Other Side, is an alternate season three finale. Written by Naomi Novik, directed and produced by counteragent, produced in association with WaveParticle Films."

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Indecent exposure in northern Norway...

April 21st, 2014 (07:33 pm)

mood: happy
song: Vømmøl spelemannslag - Litjkarn

I have registered time and again that Norwegians have a somewhat different view on the body, bodily functions, mature ratings and what's regarded publicly indecent than some other parts of the world that we like to compare ourselves to. Today I came over an especially telling example in Harstad Tidende (~ "Harstad Times").

Translation by me:
"A woman from Harstad in her 50's had an unexpected visit around half past ten Saturday night. She was preparing for an evening out on town when her doorbell rang. (...) So I opened the door, and there was a stark naked man wearing only Jesus-sandals. I was flabbergasted. It was cold outside! So I said to him: "But you poor, dear man, are you completely naked? Aren't you freezing?" - But he didn't say a word. He just smiled. (...) And his dinkle was only three centimeters long. It was cold, so he was totally wrinkled in on himself, she explains about the anatomical particulars the man had to offer."

Original text:
"Ei harstadkvinne i 50-årene fikk uventet besøk i halv ellevetiden lørdag kveld. Hun sto og pyntet seg for å dra ut på byen, da det ringte på døra. (...) Så jeg åpnet døra, og der sto det en splitter naken mann med kun Jesus-sandaler på. Jeg ble helt forfær. Det var jo kaldt. Så jeg sa til ham: «Men kjære snille mann, står du her heilt naken. Frys du ikkje?» – Men han sa ikke et ord. Han bare smilte. (...) – Og darrisen var bare tre centimeter. Det var jo kaldt, så han var helt innsnørpa, forklarer hun om de anatomiske detaljer mannen hadde å by på."  -


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True Detective SQUEEEEE!

April 19th, 2014 (07:49 pm)

mood: giddy
song: Dave Brubeck Quartet - Take Five

God I LOVE True Detective! I'm eating that up, sitting upright, neck tendons so tight I've got to shake myself loose between episodes. I'm in the middle of the season so far and I don't even care who the killer is, because it's obviously NATURE, Human Nature in the Rural Jungle! NOIR <3333333333333333! Besides Harrelson and McConaughey... Le SIGH.

But, where are the fans? Is this really tumblr-food? Are there LJ or DW comms for it? Do you know? Please?

I've found:
and singel fanfic here on LJ and elsewhere so far, but I want a comm. too. *~*

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Yay! Now you can see what "Koe's House of Recommended Slash Fiction" really looks like!

April 18th, 2014 (02:23 am)

mood: exhausted
song: Tom Waits - What's He Building In There

Some of you know of my "House of Recommended Slash Fiction" already (which I have explained a bit about in English here). And today I've made a huge upgrade on it: a visual map! Enjoy!

And now I can find the courage to add the dozen new stories I need to add, AND do a thorough link-check and -upgrade. Phew!

Alas; LiveJournal won't allow my neat mapping here, so you have to try it on in stead. *shakes fist at LJ*

Oh, lets not forget: Most recommended stories are in English!
1. An Entrance – A humorous introduction to slash fiction.
2. A Cosy Kitchen – Stories that love daylight. There might be surprises in the corners, but the stories should all leave you with a smile on your face.
3. An Alternative Living Room – Where alternative living plays a big role in the stories’ universes.
4. A Tool Shed for Real Men – Tough stories for tough readers.
5. A Bathroom With Glaring Lights – The place to go to for angsty introspection.
6. A Bedroom – No stories here, just skeletons of lost innocence and disgraced childhood heroes.
7. A Tower With a Spiraling Staircase – Enter fairy wonderland and enjoy a journey into pure escapism.
8. – and of course A Locked Room In The Basement – Where nobody can hear you scream…

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April 17th, 2014 (02:22 am)

Listen to these two songs:

Island's contribution to the Eurovision Song Contest 2014; Pollapönk's "No Predjudice":

J. Geils Band - Centerfold (1981):

If you don't immediately get what I'm getting, compare "No Predjudice" from 2:10 and out with "Centerfold" from 2:47 and out. Agree?

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"I'm looking at the back of your head but I'm speaking to the front of your face"

I'm stealing these from verdande_mi, just because I need to keep tabs on them. ETA: Belatedly, WARNING: NSFmost-not-NorwegianW, if the titles didn't tip you off.

Original Sherlock parody - Oklahomo [HD]

New Sherlock parody - Mind Phallus

«In the BBC series, Sherlock Holmes retreats into his mind palace to solve mysteries. In this spoof on the show, he enters his mind phallus, with all its implications» (...) «Vidar Magnussen, who plays Sherlock, had been nagging co-actor Bjarte Tjøstheim for a long time that he looked exactly like Dr. Watson in the BBC series. We soon realised this was parody material» -

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March 16th, 2014 (02:45 am)

mood: giddy
song: Egner - Her kommer Ole Brumm


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Happy International Women's Day!

March 8th, 2014 (05:31 pm)

mood: hopeful
song: Nøkken - Like før isen går

That&amp;amp;amp;#39;s how
Happy Women's Day, everyone!

ETA: If you like you can (re-)visit my "Females in Black and White" picspam, for more awesome females. ;)

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March 3rd, 2014 (05:41 pm)

mood: bouncy
song: Kate Perry - Roar

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Trailer Park Boys & headcanon

February 22nd, 2014 (10:46 pm)

mood: happy
song: Bill Medley - The Time Of My Life

A couple of you might have noticed that I mentioned the Canadian TV-series Trailer Park Boys in my humongous list of fandoms. If you haven't seen it, but like dark and dirty humor like me, do check it out!

Below is my personal headcanon. It contains spoilers and as we all know, headcanon can be contagious, so don't feel like you need to read this. I'm writing it down mostly for my own sake. But feel free to discuss it with me if you like (please do!). :)

My TPB OTP started in jail (yay: jailslash!), with Ricky and Julian seeking comfort in each other's arms (besides experimenting in their teens, of course). Then, as Lucy and Ricky's relationship goes off and on and off again etc., Julian has a warm and comfy bed to save Ricky from sleeping in the "Shitmobile" for too long at a time. Their relationship isn't openly acknowledged by neither themselves nor the surroundings, but everyone do know anyway of course, and take it in stride. It is mostly hidden from the documenting camera crew though, just as several other "secret" relationships in the series.

Happily for me, many of the TPB fanfic on AO3 fit nicely with this exact headcanon. I also have an intense urge to tinhat at this ship, as I fail to see evidence that it doesn't exist for real in the series. And I'll keep my blind spot here, thank you, as it is both incredibly sweet and dear to me. :D

Bonus canon: Julian is able to both top and bottom with rum & coke in hand. As long as you don't call him Swayze.

Eve N. Furter [userpic]

reminder :)

February 8th, 2014 (11:25 pm)

mood: silly
song: Herbie Hancock - Headhunters

Fullmetal Alchemist first anime: Episode 2 rewatch tonight at 9PM EST here: fma_rewatch

I'm already in a silly mood tonight. How promising... :P

See you in the chat! :)

Eve N. Furter [userpic]

Paint the Russian map in rainbow colors!

February 7th, 2014 (10:06 am)

mood: awake
song: Kate Bush - Babooshka

To Russia With Love

Say no to abuse of basic human rights! Let's paint Russia in Rainbow colours and tell Putin the world supports equality!
We're inviting people all over the world to show their support. Visit

So far more than 36.000 people have shown their support. (No log in required.)

More about the campaign (in English):
Campaign by Amnesty International and Dagbladet.

ETA: Also check out Google's appropriate logo today: "Winter Olympics 2014" in rainbow colors! \o/

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log entry 13. january - belatedly Happy New Year, from the darkest corner of the world

January 13th, 2014 (06:46 pm)

mood: peaceful
song: Arvid Hanssen - Kom sommarvijn

Happy New Year and congratulations on surviving the recent festivities one more time! Here I'm busy with RL and work (hence little posting and commenting lately). I hope you all are fine and having a good year so far. I am, but it is seriously dark here at the moment: right before the sun comes back to us after having stayed away since early December. But why wait for enlightenment? :)

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Naughty, naughty...

December 24th, 2013 (12:55 pm)

mood: silly

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I didn't flush (-1 points). In November I helped velvet_mace hide a body (-173 points). Last week I bought porn for beatonna (-10 points). In March I set amethyst_koneko's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I broke colonel_bastard's X-Box (-12 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-262 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!


Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

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The Nightmare Before Christmas - Kidnap the Sandy Claws HQ

December 23rd, 2013 (11:50 pm)

mood: awake

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December 22nd, 2013 (11:07 pm)

mood: tired
song: Slæpp mæ laus

I'm sorry English friends, but I need to share some poetry with my Scandnavian friends here.

I Vesterålen finnes det et genialt lite band som heter Løkbrød. De har gitt ut noen CD-er og lagt ut en del låter på nett, og deler nå også av sin helt særegne form for poesi. Nyt teksten her, og hør låten der: Løkbrød: Øresnop.
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Håper det var godt for deg også. Andre favoritter: Hold kjæft!, Sett nerri fjæra og ser på en ræv, Dette er en trikk... Oaa!
ETA: Ack, here's an unbetaed translation by me (yes, the grammar is wonky in the original too):
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Nuts for Christmas

December 15th, 2013 (04:36 am)

mood: creative
song: Dinglebjeller

Poll #1948072 Tough Choices

Who do YOU choose?

David Bowie
Tim Curry

What is the question?

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A-hee-ahee ha-hee! - or - LJ userpic troubles

December 1st, 2013 (08:11 pm)

mood: weird
song: X-Files Theme Song

I'm alive, just not so much here right now (Christmas is over us...) I do have a new icon though, and happy with it. I made it out of ginger bread, icing and fruit jellies:

Buuuut, when I try to add it as an LJ user icon/avatar, I'm forwarded to a truly crappy image editing page, where it seems gif isn't an option. Am I missing something? I can't find anything on the support pages regarding this either, but we have had a recent release... Could some of you try and see if you can upload a gif as an icon, please?

ETA: Aaargh! I found the answer: it's too big. Doesn't work to index the colors either, it got bigger. What to do...

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Recipe for one sculpted cherub - cooking for the smutty-minded

November 13th, 2013 (12:43 am)
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mood: dirty
song: Tom Waits - All Stripped Down

You need one - 1 - nice and NSFW LJ picspam from men_flesh: "Happy birthday cellboy!" (F-locked. Join for fresh buns weekly!)
Add one - 1 - vintage angel scrap (from original by Raphael, which fits nicely).

Stir and cook in your preferred photo editing program...Voilá! (safe for work)Collapse )

Enjoy your baked goods! Mhm-mmh!

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